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PostPosted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Very Happy
Having just had my other half come in from work wanting to know what a mooncup is. A few of tem at work were all wondering etc gossiping as women do Rolling Eyes Shocked

Trusty google came to the rescue. Shock

http://www.mooncup.co.uk/

Cool Yes another reason why it's great to be a man.



http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/article4833447.ece <---- Couldnt even finish reading that.
 
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

that is possibly the single most disgusting thing i've seen all day! puke

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Being a girl FTL Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

thats wrong does it "ping" when its full lol

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

wrong wrong wrong

it'd be too easy for them to throw it in your food if you upset them Shock

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Also doubles as a handy portable cup!! Very Happy
 
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

a portable cup ?

30ml

vodka shots all round ?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

bloody mary anyone? Laughing Laughing
 
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

dangerousd1 wrote:
bloody mary anyone? Laughing Laughing


Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

dangerousd1 wrote:
bloody mary anyone? Laughing Laughing


Shocked Shocked Shame on you

can't find a puke smiley Sad

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During a boys only Personal, Social and Health Education about 12 years ago my form tutor was saying about when girls are up on blocks and what a 'Dolmio smile' entails Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

d-a-n wrote:
'Dolmio smile'



Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing noted for future refernce

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female I d like to thank you all for that !At least we re only a bloody[pregnant fish]*censored*, once a month ???!....nuff said. Shhh

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Pregnant fish?? Confused
 
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Pregnant fish?? Confused

duh??[pregnant gold fish i should have said]

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Tony............Warren...............Arthur..............Terry................Steve!!!!

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Audi_Jess wrote:
that is possibly the single most disgusting thing i've seen all day! puke

why what did you see yesterday?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

leahthefirst wrote:
Audi_Jess wrote:
that is possibly the single most disgusting thing i've seen all day! puke

why what did you see yesterday?



you......
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing





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I knew when i was writin it some smart arse would say that ....not as smart as ya thought though eh ? cos he didnt see me ...i saw him !not the sharpest tool in the box eh Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing I will very tactfully not get involved! The most disgusting thing I saw on that day was actually a chicken mayonaise sandwich from the Total garage in Ancoats, it was bloody awful Confused

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I see a Citreon C5 up my drive every day, now thats discusting Laughing
 
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

honestly shove an A4 badge on it nobody will notice!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:38 am Reply with quote Back to top

but its still a sh1troen at the end of the day lol

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

we should all be happy anyway we are audi owners and there for better than anyone else muahahaaaaa Twisted Evil

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we should all be happy anyway we are audi owners and there for better than anyone else muahahaaaaa Twisted Evil


you sound like a BMW driver! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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i did own an e46 3 series but proudly stuffed it into the side of a saab doin 90, it was bliss hahahaa

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its bank holiday theres my reason for this week lol

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I quite like the Citreon C5's Embarassed

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QuattroJames wrote:
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Shame on you





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Razz

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