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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 3:26 am Reply with quote Back to top

The new wave of ads for 'womens things..' Not that long ago there was a bit of a fuss when Tampax were allowed to advertise, now there are no holds barred, and we have all sorts of ads for things with wings (anyone remember the ad where the girl in the tight white jeans stretches across a bed to reach her phone? Clearly a case of look no leaks...) Thrush Bazooka gel, wind, trapped wind, constipation, bloating, cystitis...anything they can shove in their knickers or up their bum or something. I don't want to know about all this when I'm eating my tea thank you. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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Evil or Very Mad bloody hate them. Bunch of pocket lining, out of touch, ignorant leechers Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 7:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

The Wife with PMT - that really annoys me

Queing for anything

Price of petrol, taxes etc etc

I'd better stop here otherwise Andy's server will run out of bandwith
Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:49 am Reply with quote Back to top

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The Wife with PMT - that really annoys me

Queing for anything

Price of petrol, taxes etc etc

I'd better stop here otherwise Andy's server will run out of bandwith
Evil or Very Mad


funny you should say that Shock

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Pretty much everything these days... Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Pretty much everything these days... Evil or Very Mad
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you going through the change, love? Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Unleaded at £110.9/litre

My PC going tits up and losing all my Audi 80 stuff (pics, database the lot)

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The list is long and distinguished!

People with really bright LED high level brake lights who keep their foot on the brake at traffic lights at night Rolling Eyes

Outside land hoggers who decide that as they are doing the speed limit they will be 'vigilante' and prevent you going any faster Evil or Very Mad

Ignorant drivers who happily plod along at 40mph on an A road blissfully unaware of the queue of desperate motorists stuck behind them Evil or Very Mad are they ignorant or selfish?

Better stop now .....

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

That reminds me - my all time No1 hate is middle lane drivers!! Mad

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

At my job it has to be vegetarians that eat fish and chicken ..whats that all about ..people just want a fuss made over them and think they are different ..shoot em all

Trusting the goverment and any political figure at the moment is very hard

Dentist's ..have just came back from mine and been told that i need root canal treatment ..that will be £375 Mr Craik...WTF...Highway robbers!!

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The Yanks

they have all the best Toys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWDv8ZQNeFk&feature=related

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Dentist's ..have just came back from mine and been told that i need root canal treatment ..that will be £375 Mr Craik...WTF...Highway robbers!!


What happened to the good old NHS? Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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The Yanks

they have all the best Toys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWDv8ZQNeFk&feature=related


no they don't!

We do!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6ecBUjlx5A

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

audioc wrote:

no they don't!

We do!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6ecBUjlx5A

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

result Razz

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 11:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

QuattroJames wrote:


Ignorant drivers who happily plod along at 40mph on an A road blissfully unaware of the queue of desperate motorists stuck behind them Evil or Very Mad are they ignorant or selfish?

Better stop now .....


Yup, those are the ones who do 40 at all times. Sitting behind them as they dawdle along, then STILL do 40 when you hit a 30. Feskin hate that Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

Middle lane hoggers too Evil or Very Mad If the motorway is sufficiently empty, I play with them. Best not say how though Laughing

Women who don't acknowledge you letting them out, gets right on my tit end that Evil or Very Mad usually the lard arse school run mums in their stupid HUGE people carriers with one snotty kid in the rear Evil or Very Mad

Going to the doctors Evil or Very Mad You sit there feeling that everyone is looking at you trying to work out whats up. Coupled to the fact they probably think you are on the dole, when in fact most of them in there are.

Anyone wearing a hat while driving, especially old folks.

Cushions, blankets, and hanky boxes on rear parcel shelves Evil or Very Mad Rolling Eyes

People with hundreds of STUPID cuddly toys hanging from every window and the rear view mirror.......WHY??????

Baby on board stickers/signs in the back of cars. They drive round like tools like the rest of us, but when the baby's in the car, they expect everyone else to care? Muppets.

Eastenders, coronation street, emerdale farm and all the rest of the boll**x soaps. NOTHING in real life is that depressing.

They'll be more Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:42 am Reply with quote Back to top

things that annoy me,being ill (through no fault of my own ) with no cure in sight,having to take 19 tablets a day to stay alive,but whats worse i got to pay for the buggers. Evil or Very Mad Sad

cold selling annoys me,windows,the god squad etc. and people taking 3 days to get round a corner on a main road.

round 2 later Wink

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 10:28 am Reply with quote Back to top

jas11n wrote:

People with hundreds of STUPID cuddly toys hanging from every window and the rear view mirror.......WHY??????


Only got one in mine and that's Gwyndaf! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Not being able to access Audifans website.. Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Not being able to access Audifans website.. Crying or Very sad


lol. Quite a few people seem to have got "hooked" lately..... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

guess some people will be upset next week then. Fans will be going offline temporarily, one evening possibly. Will only last maybe an hour, if that. Some "tweaks" I want to do... lol

I'll advise you all in the other thread...... tell me which day is favourable to be in your good lady's books Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

do it around 4 in the mornin andy Laughing Laughing
not many on at that time

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

apart from the gorwing number of Australians and Kiwi's that are on the site Wink

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

here's my top ONE right now:

users that ask the SAME questions and never use the SEARCH facility ALL THE TIME Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

audioc wrote:
here's my top ONE right now:

users that ask the SAME questions and never use the SEARCH facility ALL THE TIME Evil or Very Mad


How do I post pics in the thread?

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do you want an answer? If so, do you want a CIVILISED answer?

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Shocked

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at the moment its people walking into the shop then just bloody walking out messing up the conversion rate not buying owt.

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chav corsa drivers

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weak beer

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.. tell me which day is favourable to be in your good lady's books
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