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sdk778
Audifans.net trade Specialist
Joined: Sep 17, 2008
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Location: Sunny Cotswolds
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Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:45 pm |
 
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Fitting 2 brand new tyres to 'er indoors' A3, then a day later finding a 400 foot long bolt hanging out of the sidewall on one and also that the brainless oik at the tyre centre had fitted the other one on the wrong way round. So after moaning like a cheap whore once back at the tyre centre that they had incorrectly fitted one tyre i then had the extreme pleasure of buying another from them...
B0llocks...a good pair too.
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hibby
Supporter- DONATES when you lot don't
Joined: May 22, 2005
Posts: 1487
Location: Edinburgh
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Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:20 pm |
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My bastarding back. had a double discectomy a few years ago and it is now fecked again with exact same symptoms. Struggling to even sit at the pc but wanted to catch up a bit.
Im gonmna have to get full of drink and drugs tonight, for medical reasons of course  |
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jas11n
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Joined: Nov 21, 2003
Posts: 14114
Location: Durham, United Kingdom
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Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:56 pm |
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Life,or loss of it  |
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audioc
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Joined: Jan 17, 2003
Posts: 12043
Location: E Bay?
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Fri Apr 09, 2010 3:15 pm |
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BladeRunner
Sadly no longer with us- RIP
Joined: Feb 03, 2008
Posts: 1257
Location: Chesterfield, Derbyshire
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Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:16 pm |
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The ominous prospect of the possibility of another 5 years of the Scottish tw@t  |
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audioc
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Joined: Jan 17, 2003
Posts: 12043
Location: E Bay?
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:53 pm |
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ukwide
Bandwidth Buster
Joined: Jun 14, 2008
Posts: 564
Location: Salisbury
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:47 pm |
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Greasy chips, flat beer and cheeky kids, oh and fat women who fart in public.............. |
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clivey
Got Nothing Better To Do
Joined: Oct 14, 2005
Posts: 1312
Location: wellingborough, northants
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:23 pm |
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Come to my house, get the effing lot !!
(was joking about the fat wife bit !! )
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ukwide
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Joined: Jun 14, 2008
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Location: Salisbury
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Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:26 am |
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| clivey wrote: | Come to my house, get the effing lot !!
(was joking about the fat wife bit !! )
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You have FLAT BEER............. lol |
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Sausagedog
Return of the wanderer
Joined: Apr 10, 2010
Posts: 115
Location: york
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Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:26 pm |
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Speeding near schools and in areas where kids play that grinds my gears, also drivers use carparks as racetrack when people or shopping hate it least I did it when it was closed  |
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d-a-n
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Joined: Feb 15, 2009
Posts: 808
Location: Manchester
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Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:01 pm |
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| Sausagedog wrote: | | Speeding near schools and in areas where kids play that grinds my gears, also drivers use carparks as racetrack when people or shopping hate it least I did it when it was closed |
Damn straight, I work in a primary school in quite a built up area, the amount of little pricks that drive past my school quickly need to be put to sleep. |
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cq20v
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Joined: Jan 20, 2003
Posts: 13250
Location: N.E. Scotland
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Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:56 pm |
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In our village it isn't even the young uns - there are folk who are old enough to know better who still do 40+ through the village even though it's a 20 limit past the school!! |
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gripper
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Joined: Jul 27, 2007
Posts: 667
Location: on another planet !
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Sun May 23, 2010 9:56 pm |
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Road Rage !! Two incidents in one day ! One I was involved in and one I wasn't ! Came back from a country pub with my son today and came to a single track bridge. Two cars facing each other in the middle of the bridge glaring at each other through the windscreens  After 10 minutes and a significant traffic build up I got out my car and walked up to them and asked if they could settle there differences in there own time !
Road Rage Incident #2 Coming back down south on the M5 pootling along at 85 in the middle lane I'm approaching a lorry in the slow lane with a line of cars behind it. Man in his car at the end decides he wants to pull out, but as I'm nearly on them I pass but hes not happy I didn't slow down to let him out ! Half a mile down the road and I'm now in the fast lane doing 90 ish and someones coming up fast behind me. I pull into the middle lane and 'pratty' overtakes me then pulls in front of me and slows down GRRRrr ! (rant over !) |
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ukwide
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Joined: Jun 14, 2008
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Location: Salisbury
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Mon May 24, 2010 8:16 am |
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| gripper wrote: | Road Rage !! Two incidents in one day ! One I was involved in and one I wasn't ! Came back from a country pub with my son today and came to a single track bridge. Two cars facing each other in the middle of the bridge glaring at each other through the windscreens After 10 minutes and a significant traffic build up I got out my car and walked up to them and asked if they could settle there differences in there own time !
Road Rage Incident #2 Coming back down south on the M5 pootling along at 85 in the middle lane I'm approaching a lorry in the slow lane with a line of cars behind it. Man in his car at the end decides he wants to pull out, but as I'm nearly on them I pass but hes not happy I didn't slow down to let him out ! Half a mile down the road and I'm now in the fast lane doing 90 ish and someones coming up fast behind me. I pull into the middle lane and 'pratty' overtakes me then pulls in front of me and slows down GRRRrr ! (rant over !) |
Gripper, you'll get No2 a lot nowadays, same with assoles who think they have a right to just pull on to a motorway from the slip road and think you have to give way to them, doh...........the dotted giveway line is for them to adhere to not me, especially when I'm being overtken and have no where to go......... |
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hibby
Supporter- DONATES when you lot don't
Joined: May 22, 2005
Posts: 1487
Location: Edinburgh
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Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:33 am |
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Heroin. another guy who used to be a mate found dead on Saturday morning. That is the 4th person who I used to be mates with that has gone this year.
No tears shed for them to be honest, however my prayers are with the families that have been left behind. |
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hibby
Supporter- DONATES when you lot don't
Joined: May 22, 2005
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Location: Edinburgh
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Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:37 am |
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People who crash into the back of my 80q.
PS I am fine, and the car hopefully just needs a rear bumper and bootlid. |
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cq20v
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Joined: Jan 20, 2003
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Location: N.E. Scotland
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Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:24 pm |
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| hibby wrote: | People who crash into the back of my 80q.
PS I am fine, and the car hopefully just needs a rear bumper and bootlid. |
Ahem |
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QuattroJames
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Joined: Aug 08, 2007
Posts: 5146
Location: Dorset
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Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:51 pm |
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Houseflies. |
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jas11n
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Joined: Nov 21, 2003
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Location: Durham, United Kingdom
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Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:29 pm |
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I think that's the oddest one yet |
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1995 A6 Avant TDi - sold
1993 80 TDi - sold
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1989 Coupe 2.3e - sold
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jas11n
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Joined: Nov 21, 2003
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Location: Durham, United Kingdom
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Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:36 pm |
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People who say and write "brought" instead of "bought"
WTF is that about? |
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2001 Avus Silver RS4.
2004 A4 Avant 1.8T quattro Sport LE..
1995 S2 Coupe - sold
1995 A6 Avant TDi - sold
1993 80 TDi - sold
1990 90 2.3 auto - scrapped
1989 Coupe 2.3e - sold
1990 cq20v - sold
1990 80 2.8 quattro - sold |
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audioc
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Joined: Jan 17, 2003
Posts: 12043
Location: E Bay?
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Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:46 pm |
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| jas11n wrote: | People who say and write "brought" instead of "bought"
WTF is that about? |
I brought Sooty to my place...? |
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QuattroJames
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Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:49 pm |
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Yes, and you bought it from Jas
Same applies to there, their and they're ...... |
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audioc
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Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:57 pm |
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| QuattroJames wrote: | Yes, and you bought it from Jas
Same applies to there, their and they're ...... |
no I didn't |
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jas11n
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Location: Durham, United Kingdom
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Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:05 pm |
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| audioc wrote: | | jas11n wrote: | People who say and write "brought" instead of "bought"
WTF is that about? |
I brought Sooty to my place...? |
I meant in the context of purchasing something.
Another, those (and there's loads) who write "your" instead of "you're". |
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2004 A4 Avant 1.8T quattro Sport LE..
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1995 A6 Avant TDi - sold
1993 80 TDi - sold
1990 90 2.3 auto - scrapped
1989 Coupe 2.3e - sold
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1990 80 2.8 quattro - sold |
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audioc
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Joined: Jan 17, 2003
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Location: E Bay?
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Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:39 pm |
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| jas11n wrote: | | audioc wrote: | | jas11n wrote: | People who say and write "brought" instead of "bought"
WTF is that about? |
I brought Sooty to my place...? |
I meant in the context of purchasing something.
Another, those (and there's loads) who write "your" instead of "you're".
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as in you're taking the pi$$, but then it is yours to take.... ? |
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jas11n
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Joined: Nov 21, 2003
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Location: Durham, United Kingdom
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Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:44 pm |
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as in you're taking the pi$$, but then it is yours to take.... ? |
Exactly |
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2001 Avus Silver RS4.
2004 A4 Avant 1.8T quattro Sport LE..
1995 S2 Coupe - sold
1995 A6 Avant TDi - sold
1993 80 TDi - sold
1990 90 2.3 auto - scrapped
1989 Coupe 2.3e - sold
1990 cq20v - sold
1990 80 2.8 quattro - sold |
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QuattroJames
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Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:19 pm |
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Just need to work on your use of capital letters now Andy  |
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audioc
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Joined: Jan 17, 2003
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Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:28 pm |
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| QuattroJames wrote: | | Just need to work on your use of capital letters now Andy |
sod that. Let spell check see if it can work that out; unless you're talking about quattro (not Quattro) |
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hibby
Supporter- DONATES when you lot don't
Joined: May 22, 2005
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Location: Edinburgh
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Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:05 am |
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I am guilty of some of those grammar mistakes. Brought and bought is just daft though.
And im annoyed as all you guys are going to bed and I have just popped home for a tea break then heading back out to work. |
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